MySayingsMyStory
schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

ionaayoung:

yeh 

ionaayoung:

yeh 

strictlyteen:

timelordy-teganbreann:

enoshimatroll:

enoshimatroll:

today i accidentally dropped my pencil and when i reached down to get it i had this really awkward hand touch with a guy that was going to pick it up for me and he goes “oh i see how it is” with a flirty…

cyberbullier:

let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

mindoftheunkind:

muggleland:

do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying

Omg it’s in words

w0nd3rwaaall:

Get fucking married man

godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

birdnipple:

bad social habits i have

  • mumbling
  • not smiling
  • trailing off
  • crossing my arms
  • looking angry even though im not angry
  • the fact i cant even socialize
  • the fact im me
  • Randomly laughing hysterically after remembering a scene from my show 

colpr0lly:

im logging off the internet forever

boots-and-bluejeans:

dracosgrangergirl:

roadtoahealthyme:

evitalavaquita:

reasons why john green is my favorite

preach. 

Whatever John Green says is law, so if you disagree, you should change your mind.

Bahahaha omg I’m laughing so hard 😂
June 16th 2014

puppetparade:

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